Garbage Can

garbageGarbage Can: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

 

Drool

Drool: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and get the drool on the human.

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The Dog Dictionary- Leash

Leash- A strap that attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your humans where you want them to go. Make sure you are waiting patiently with leash in mouth when owner comes home from work. This immediately makes your owner feel guilty, and the walk is lenghtened by a good ten minutes.

The Dog Dictionary- Dog Bed

Dog Bed- Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room, the newly upholstered couch in the living room, or the dry-cleaning that was just picked up.